Also Rans:
There was an old man in the square
Who screamed out, "it just ain't fair!"
A camel glanced
feeling rather advanced
For he knew too well, no-one would care.
Lynette Mullins
There was an old man in the square
With silver crown hiding his hair,
His camel showed glee
At presents all three
Wearing sunspecs to block out the glare
Mandy
There was an old man in the square
who wrestled a big Russian bear
We paid him a shilling
to see the bear's filling
and now the old man isn't there...
Jim
There was an old man in the square
Who simply had no time to care
He made the boss cross,
And said, "You're a loss!"
So the boss threw him out by his hair.
Jo De Lange
There was an old man in the square
'round Christmas, and met there a pair
of girls in a hump
(they each were a bump),
which was better than if they'd been bare.
Erna